I am working on the story about my weekend, but it's running long and rather than rush it and screw it up, I thought I'd take my time and do it right.
In the meantime and for a good laugh, check out the new link I put up to the left. It is a website devoted to the maiming of the English language by the Japanese. I too have seen a few signs and t-shirts like these. I have two favorite shirts: one was in a store window and was printed with "mongoloid friendship", it was bright orange and had a picture of a rather neadertalish looking guy (a drawing) with the words printed around it, I was going to buy it later but it was gone, the other one was worn by a young Japanese girl I saw in a department store, she was probably about 20 and her shirt said "No pay, No lay." I kid you not. Great stuff.