Ok, these are the last of the bunch. Sundai, third class.

The cat is heavy.
But Why is the cat heavy
The cat is lion.

Or it's Amy's cat, Birdie.

In the winter morning
I can't get up from cold
but I'll try head all day!!

There's an obvious joke here but I won't mention that. I'll just say that if you spend all day trying to get out of bed, you ain't trying very hard.

I want to sleep
I'm really really sleepy
I want to sleep

How about trying really really hard to write a better haiku.

I enter my room
Then my bedding blows away
I was startled by him

What does this mean?

I look round to
pour lights into scenery
so far went summers.

Profound? Or nonsense? You be the judge.

I was very hungry.
But I endure it.
Then my belly sound.

Houtou anyone?

He's the cleverest boy
He knows everything. But
he can't run fast.

Well, you can't be good at everything.

Help I need somebody
I need someone to help my homework
Tomorrow is dead line.

Next time get someone else.

Mr. Watt: Will you tell your name?
Mr. Will Not: Will Not. Would you tell your name?
Mr. Watt: Watt is my name.

This is actually quite brilliant for a young English language student over here. Nice play on words.

The cat look at lats
What is the most delicious
that lat or this lat?

Think and hope he meant "rats". Funny though.

Women like the sales
because there're many cheap things
so they often go sales.

Guess women are the same the world over. Ha ha, this one cracked me up.

That's all for now. Tune in after April sometime when I torture next year's students with this assignment.